Everyone started off Junior High with the same haircut, regardless of how cool you were…
Then they started to part it in the middle and grow it out.
After the grown out mushroom reached it peak, guys discovered the Caesar Cut along with cable knit Tommy Hilfiger turtle necks.
Then bleaching your hair and letting it grow out so you had “roots” was the hottest thing a guy could ever do*
Sometime in the early 2000’s shaggy hair was the new hot thing a guy could do. Usually this hair cut was accompanied by a trucker hat, seashell necklace or a witty graphic t from American Eagle.
* A guy from town named Larry once bleached out his already disgusting long hair, then continued to let it grow twice in length, this was not a hot look. His face and hair actually made him look identical to Jesus. **
** This is not the same Larry I’m planning on marrying in 80 days time.