Man I could go for some Carrot Cake today

A while back I was looking for ways to make money with doing little to no work. So I called the Fertility Clinic to see how I would go about selling my eggs. Apparently I’m the worst human being alive for asking that question.

It’s considered unethical for me to sell my embryo but its 100% ethical for a clinic to sell an egg for $15,000 to a couple that really wants to have a child but can’t.  This is really a loss on the clinics end.  They’re missing out on some  quality eggs. I’m tall, semi good-looking, I have excellent taste in clothing and music, not only am I smart but I also have perfect teeth. They have always been pin straight and I’ve never had a filling or cavity!

Somewhere a lucky couple or an aging single lady is missing out on all this…