Last day of 2012, I’m ready for 2013 and I’m also ready for the bacon craze to go out with 2012. Don’t get me wrong, I love bacon. I would eat it for every meal if I could. But enough is enough. Is bacon good? Yes. Do we need a million bacon inspired products? No. I honestly think bacon is becoming the new cool Bro thing. Ah check out my bacon condoms. Yeah cause that’s the scent I want up all over my lady parts…
I fucking love nachos, but you don’t see me going around taking photos of a two piece nacho inspired bikini.
It’s the eve of the Apocalypse and if the world ends tomorrow you better believe I plan on spending it eating Cocoanut Shrimp, listening to Chickenfoot and getting out of control Christmas drunk. Although I don’t think the world will really end given that when Western Civilization switched over to the Gregorian calendar 11 days were dropped from its cycle. Meaning December 21 2012 has already happened if you go by the Maya calendar. Either way, I plan on getting extra Christmas drunk this year just in case!
If the world does end, know that I lived out my dream by having this poster created.