I was hoping to beat the rush and get a head start on Administrative Professionals Day by getting a card this morning, that and I also thought it was today when it’s really tomorrow. Luckily I have an extra day because I left the Antigonish Superstore empty handed.
Me- Hey, where are the Administrative Professional Day cards.
Lady working, whom might I add has one job…The card aisle- What?
Me-You know, Admins Day…Secretaries Day??
Lady- I’ve never heard of it.
Me- Well you should have because it’s been around for like fifty years.
Lady- Oh well we only have Nurses cards left for that holiday. ( Points to a giant orange sign that reads Nurses Day)
Me-That’s a totally different holiday.
Lady- No, it’s the same, we just only have nurses cards left. All the others sold out.
Me- OK, do you have just a blank package of Thank You Cards?
Lady- No, they don’t make those anymore. ( REALLY??????)
Me-Forget it, I’m going else where.
This lady probably thinks I’m some sort of Cunt from Hell to work with and that I should be buying a fuck of a lot more than a card for anyone who has to come in-contact with me in the work place. But seriously lady, come on!!!!