Ah February, the month of wintery love. Normally I hate Valentine’s Day but this year is different because I will be spending it on the beach filling my lungs with the smoke of American cigarettes sucking back a Diet Pepsi in Mexico. I might even get all romantic and place our Malbro Lights in a heart shape on the bed that morning! Ok that last line was kind of trashy, and I more than likely won’t be doing that. But still smoking on the beach is one of the greatest things ever!
This is way better than a free kitten!