I’m pretty sure all the white women of the world got together and voted to stop getting braids while on vacation because I haven’t noticed a single person sporting this look once this year. But the new trend worries me…
Today a woman got on the elevator the same time as I did. She was really tanned and wearing a pair of black dressy pants. The pants featured a big yellow snake and a bunch of roses going up the left leg. On the other side was the name of her resort.
I don’t even know what category I would place these pants under. They went beyond the typical white trash Hit the Ground Partying’ terri cloth sweat suit. I can only assume she bought these pants at the resort gift shop and her Husband told her she looked like a young hottie and then she deemed them appropriate for work wear.
I’m pretty sure Mariah Carey invented tacky vacation outfits.