Fashion 101

I have a tip for all the Girls I see standing outside the Court House on Spring Garden Road. Stop dressing like your going to Walmart on a Tuesday afternoon. For the love of Jesus you’re standing in front of a Judge on Criminal Charges. Hoodies and Sweat Pants accompanied with Tassel Boots have no place in this sort of atmosphere!

Even worse than the girls though is the guy on the scooter wearing 7 gold chains and a knitted sweater with weed leafs all over it. If someone loves you enough to knit a sweater for you maybe they could make something a little more appropriate for court attire.

Basically every woman standing outside the court house smoking looks like April from Teen Mom.


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