Reason number 4559 why I hate birds

One of those little cunts shit on me while walking to work today.  Other times I have been crapped on by birds include…

My elementary school track meet.

Showing off on my bike in front of a group of older kids when I was in Grade Six.

Walking home on the first day of Grade Seven.

This one didn’t happen to me but it doesn’t help my love of birds any… While standing outside the Roseland Theater with Count Jackula , Brethren Lewis and Goatman waiting to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one afternoon  in 1990, a bird shit all over Goatman’s jacket and we had to go home.

This photo makes me feel a little better…






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