This morning my new boots were hit by a dirty old styrofoam container that was housing poutine covered in ketchup. I was able to remove the stain but I’m still fucking grossed out. For one, ketchup is the most disgusting condiment ever created. Two, anyone who puts it on top of a poutine should get their fucking head checked. Other items I can’t stand to see ketchup on include.
Roast Beef or Chicken
Unless you currently live in the town of Trenton, Nova Scotia, it is never ok to eat Ketchup Chips.