Pickup your garbage assholes.


This morning my new boots were hit by a dirty old styrofoam container that was housing poutine covered in ketchup. I was able to remove the stain but I’m still fucking grossed out. For one, ketchup is the most disgusting condiment ever created. Two, anyone who puts it on top of a poutine should get their fucking head checked. Other items I can’t stand to see ketchup on include.

Mashed Potatoes.

Roast Beef or Chicken

Eggs

Kraft Dinner

Unless you currently live in the town of Trenton, Nova Scotia, it is never ok to eat Ketchup Chips.

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