What the fuck are you wearing?? Come on, when everyone called you fat for wearing those mom jeans and animal print belt, I stood up for you. I own three pairs of your over priced shoes and one dress shirt from your collection. What the fuck are you doing walking around town in a giant green turtleneck ?
Do you have any idea how scared I am that you are going to run out of money because your career is over? I’m trying to support you Jessica Simpson. You’re different from the rest of the washed-up late 90’s stars but get your shit together.