Male douche bag alert.

I hate a lot of fashion choice made by men. Shirts featuring dragons or flames, slacks with a crease, diamond earrings…But nothing is worse than the dreaded Male Fashion Ring! These rings tend to be worn on the type of man who enjoys blasting DMX while driving around town in a two door 1998 Acura.

This is the perfect ring for any guy who is into Chris Angel Mindfreak or Billy the Exterminator.

This ring is popular amongst high school boys and people’s grandfathers.

Cousin Red and I spent an afternoon working at a jewelry auction once. A guy looking over the selections while talking to a friend said ” I’m looking for a new fuck you ring”. He bid on a ring similar to this one and when  he won he let out a    ” Yeah!” Not even joking…


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