This week has been fantastic so far. Olive Oil has been out of my hair for five days and counting, Slutbanger and I went to an awesome concert and tomorrow I’m having a shindig!
I was going to go see Brett Hart at a Wrassling Expose, but it turns out Brett Hart is some what of a See You Next Tuesday who doesn’t allow people to talk to him or take a picture. So he can eat my poop. I’m having a gathering at my place instead.
This party is going to be off the hook. I have a shrimp ring, Thai beef and prosciutto wrapped scallops ! It’s going to be like the party Louis threw in the Ghostbusters movie. Only with fewer people because I don’t have that many friends.
You know who else likes to party? This weeks Non-Eater…Tara Reid. Sista is looking frail.
I plan on getting Tara Reid drunk this weekend…