I could really go for some alopecia of the crotch.
So now that I’m engaged I have a few wedding promises to make…
Promise number one, I swear to never refer to SB as my Hubby. That word is like nails on a black board to me. I also promise to never let him refer to me as ” The Wife”
Second promise, the following songs will not be played at my wedding… Old Time Rock and Roll, Sweet Home Alabama, Mustang Sally or any other kind of good time oldie classic wedding jam. If I’m expected to show up with a gift at someones wedding and any of these songs are playing, If I’m giving a monetary gift, I will remove $10 from the card for each song.
No Precious Moments children are to be featured on napkins or wedding programs nor will the quote ” On this day I marry my best friend”
No tossing a bouquet or garter belt…I really fucking hate that!
No clinking of glasses. We are all aware on my thoughts on PDA.
I do promise a good time to be had by all who attend with amazing food and limited speeches!
I also promise that I will make at least one ugly cry face!